Well, we're two humans who call ourselves Mikael Wulff and Anders Morgenthaler - and yes we both own a laptop - wow!? We don't have real jobs ? like a lawyer, account, or fisher  - and we know very little about stock trading. But people tell us that we?re excellent at boiling eggs. We love movies about lawyers evicting turtles from their homes - we hope for a big TV series. We also enjoy music made by lawyers. We don?t like technology and especially the zune and from Apple we prefer less selfish products like Youtube. We also think that Nintendos and video games, cellphones and DVDs, computers and autos and plane travel are overrated and useless compared to prune juice ? it?s more healthy and it helps you digest. We rarely go outside and are a little uneasy with the whole concept of hotels and travel. Why would you want to travel when you can just go Spain and relax? Besides that we kind of enjoy life; we have a huge mortgage to pay and have no insurance - we're opmistimists. We love our TV and follow our mortgage rate constantly on the teletext. We think it would be a good idea for MTV to create a new channel just called MTV Mortgage which would only be about tips and tricks from real estate agents.