We romanians call this "the Hormitz scheme". It was a pretty well kept secret. It seems you either had a revelation and came up with this, or there was a leak in the system. But we do it on purpose when the female is unaware. So much fun to watch!

ahh.. pff

Is this the true meaning of giving head?

haha, nice vag. I'm so glad people get circumcised here. Thanks, Jews for your influence in this one area!

Never get in touch too much.

smegma bitch up

shit just happens

rotflmfao

seen this joke somewhere before, but i remember that the punchline was "Alright woman, I'll get circumcised"

yeah probably someone somewhere in sweden named Jorl

Somewhere someone is masturbating to this...

Definitely a snap-turtleneck ...

what the f*** happened?? never happend to me...can't even begin to imagine how that happened...

And again a new mustery one from WM - absoluteley great!

Always to remind: feed the Anaconda before you´re having sex!

it's a snake..

Wow, that's a hungry cock eager to switch role for a change: to suck and not to get sucked!

just another smegma fetishist

*chomp!*

WOOOOOW






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Dont you just hate it when that happens ;)

Reminds me of a joke when dwarves do a handjob to Yeti, and one gets stuck under the foreskin:)

That's you Wulff... And your swedish boyfriend with boobs

I guess his anaconda was hungry...

remind me of Bush ducking the size 10 shoe. only this time she gets sucked peniso-vacuum sucker

Circumcision is the answer :^)

In some way IT seems to be a man-eater and in another way IT seems to be the exact opposite.

remind me of Bush ducking the size 10 shoe. only this time she gets sucked peniso-vacuum sucker

remind me of Bush ducking the size 10 shoe. only this time she gets sucked peniso-vacuum sucker

A loyal foreskin:
Sometimes overacting but securing the safety with ease...

2King Charles: kapucín? kapucín?? like the milk of man of belief??? (meanings in our language... :D)

don't get it

Some people worry about vagina dentata....

if they only knew about penis dentata....

have you ever tried to take your glans into your mouth and pull your foreskin over your head? its called kapucín.

I suspect she never did it before, thus not knowing what to expect.
Live and learn, hehehe

I hope they get her unstuck before she suffocates. :D

Hah! :D

Ew.

now this happens to me all the time...
absof*ckinglutely

http://laxsjo.myminicity.com/

That's... so... disturbing...

Also look how angry he is... That's funny.

don't get it.
Ok he isn't circumcised. Got that.
Is that supposedly giant foreskin? and what was she doing to get THERE?
Help me understand!!

don't get it.
Ok he isn't circumcised. Got that.
Is that supposedly giant foreskin? and what was she doing to get THERE?
Help me understand!!

i was told those things have minds of their own!

that's one hell of a non-circumcided guy, i must state

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one question: what the hell????

Luke: Thats an American deal: In Denmark it totally normal to be as your born... Its freaks in Denmarks thats circumcised :D

Take it easy and take the pussy instead of waiting for it ;-)

Dammit, WM. You're not making it any easier for us turtle-necks to get a decent shlob job. Women already know about the dick cheese, no need to alert them even more!

I'm wondering if his 'Anaconda' wrapped itself around her first, then started to devour her.

Best ever argument against Circumcision...

Not as subtle and skillful as the one about the bird that bit off the beefcake bloke's nose, but still - good old fashioned, carnivorous foreskin is always a good laugh.

Where's a good mohel when you need one (maybe two in this case)

It's like a pervy DBZ

They've been smoking something illegal yet again.

oh man, didnt see that 1 coming :P

Hungry dick

shes involved in the most intern sex ever made

But how???

Now that's...revolting?

Dickhead

Inverted blowjob?